( clarke just over here, just chloe side-eyeing about the fact gal friday has personally given her two existential crises and everyone else thinks she's the bees knees. BUT. IT'S FINE, WHATEVER. )
You mean those gift wrapped packages we get? I think it's got to be random at best, and then Friday just does her best to divvy them up. I wonder what she does with anything that comes through that she can't match with a person, actually. Maybe there's just a room of discarded items somewhere.
But don't worry about it if you don't have it. Just play your favorite song and pretend that's what I requested.
[hey Clarke, maybe you shouldn't only go to Friday when you want to force her to answer questions that she doesn't want to answer!]
OMFG i wonder if theres a lost n found somewhere nbodys found yet??? LMFAO get it a LOST and found but fr theres probbs lots of stuff that washes up that she chucks right or is it like really limited IDK i str8 up avoid thinkin abt it better 4 my mentl health
awww ill do that dedicate some baller hits 4 u i got so many songs i kno ur gonna love n then ill keep lookin 4 c2c im like soooo sure i kno wich song ur talkin abt its just been a hot min since i got a look @ the billboard top 100
( how else do you find the hard answers without asking the hard questions??? )
There are only a few spaces we're not allowed into on this ship, though. Unless there's a hidden door at the back of the Tommy Bahama, I can't imagine we would have missed it.
It would have been cool. But don't stress yourself out about it, Sharky.
( quietly mouths to herself "billboard top 100", then just accepts it as an old world thing. a concept that goes down way easier than deep fried oreos. )
I look forward to hearing what you got. Anything would be an improvement from when the Captain used to just wail into the microphone.
no just a restaurant but like it could b a labrynth situatin like w david bowie
fuck u have NO IDEA who that is ugh this is ridiculous 👨🎤 thats based off him ANYWAY theres a labrynth rite duh but the girls walkin 4 miles n she doesnt find a single opening just like miles of 🧱🧱🧱🧱 rite so then she sees a catepillar and is like yo wats up w this maze its not rly good yk??? n 🐛 is like yo girl u just need 2 look harder
n then all of a sudden she steps 2 one side n there sjust like 🧱🧱 a gap 🧱🧱 but bc of optics n shit ud never see it unless u look 4 it rite so wat im sayin is mb theres a wall smwehre thats not a wall LOL
OH!!! YEAH!!! its like that except instead of 👑❤️ its david bowie in a skin tite leotard n glam rock makeup
if u find a secret passage that way u gotta txt me ASAP 1 bc holy shit cool 2 bc ur gonna want someone 2 spot u so u dont wind up yk lost in a goblin maze
( does she... want to know... more about a skin tight leotard and glam rock makeup? survey says: ...nah, not really. )
Huh. Interesting?
And that's super sweet, Sharky but. Much like carnival rides, I wouldn't trust any secret passage ways around here to be safe. I wouldn't want you to get hurt too.
clarke im literally a 55 y/o man who survived a nuclear apocalypse + bunch of magic bullshit + possession i kno it probs doesnt look like it but i can take care of myself yk i got a shotgun n everything
Don't forget to add "can chug pure rubbing alcohol" to that list, too.
( this is a vote of confidence. not for the "hints of apple flavoring" in that jug from his birthday, though; those were nonexistent.
but it is a bit tepid. natsuno yuuki is a virtually unkillable vampire powerhouse who can regenerate and hypnotize people, and she'd still managed to almost get him killed on her last reckless venture. )
I know. I just
A shotgun probably wouldn't have stopped that Lord Vile fiasco. Why take chances?
[turnabout's fair play, girl!!! she is just as easily killed as he is, after all -- technically, she's even been killed more than him, but he feels like that'd be a dick move to bring up.]
yeah LET YOU!!! im gonna have a hand on the pa systme soon u kno ill put out n APB blond chick in need of a party to distract her from touchin the walls!!!
[he knows your type, Clarke. your grimdark energy is only somewhat hiding the deeply traumatized survivor mentality that comes with guilt and a lack of self-esteem masquerading as raw determination. it's sort of the same thing he picked up from the twins after the fact. the same thing he saw in Carmina right before she decided she needed to be the one to risk her life looking for help outside of the county.
damn. teenage girls really do be getting into moods, huh?]
wat about small kickbacks r those ok cos my bro klaus has some disney movies we were gonna watch sumtime i asked they said its cool if u join!!!
ok but also rmembr im gonna hve the pa system if u find somethin thats like threat lvl midnight u txt me i can let every1 kno news travels fast arnd here but not fast enuf if theres a fire or somthin
[like, he totally believes Friday would warn them if the ship were about to sink or something -- but she might not think that the eternally burning pit of hellfire is anything to write home about, you know??]
Movie viewings and invite-only birthday parties are fine. ( especially if the latter is at the expense of jade curtiss, or anyone else easily flustered with a mint toothpaste cupcake and being strong-armed into giving a speech.
and for that last part: )
I promise, Sharky. To alert you to any impending doom.
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You mean those gift wrapped packages we get? I think it's got to be random at best, and then Friday just does her best to divvy them up. I wonder what she does with anything that comes through that she can't match with a person, actually. Maybe there's just a room of discarded items somewhere.
But don't worry about it if you don't have it. Just play your favorite song and pretend that's what I requested.
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OMFG
i wonder if theres a lost n found somewhere nbodys found yet???
LMFAO get it a LOST and found
but fr theres probbs lots of stuff that washes up that she chucks right
or is it like really limited
IDK i str8 up avoid thinkin abt it
better 4 my mentl health
awww ill do that
dedicate some baller hits 4 u
i got so many songs i kno ur gonna love
n then ill keep lookin 4 c2c im like
soooo sure i kno wich song ur talkin abt
its just been a hot min since i got a look @ the billboard top 100
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There are only a few spaces we're not allowed into on this ship, though. Unless there's a hidden door at the back of the Tommy Bahama, I can't imagine we would have missed it.
It would have been cool. But don't stress yourself out about it, Sharky.
( quietly mouths to herself "billboard top 100", then just accepts it as an old world thing. a concept that goes down way easier than deep fried oreos. )
I look forward to hearing what you got. Anything would be an improvement from when the Captain used to just wail into the microphone.
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but like it could b a labrynth situatin
like w david bowie
fuck u have NO IDEA who that is ugh this is ridiculous
👨🎤 thats based off him ANYWAY
theres a labrynth rite duh but the girls walkin 4 miles n she doesnt find a single opening
just like miles of 🧱🧱🧱🧱 rite
so then she sees a catepillar and is like yo wats up w this maze its not rly good yk???
n 🐛 is like
yo girl u just need 2 look harder
n then all of a sudden she steps 2 one side n there sjust like 🧱🧱 a gap 🧱🧱
but bc of optics n shit ud never see it unless u look 4 it rite
so wat im sayin is mb theres a wall smwehre thats not a wall LOL
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That sounds like a weird Alice In Wonderland synopsis but, okay.
I was bored, and now I'm going to spend the next week walking around staring at the walls.
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its like that except instead of 👑❤️ its david bowie in a skin tite leotard n glam rock makeup
if u find a secret passage that way u gotta txt me ASAP
1 bc holy shit cool
2 bc ur gonna want someone 2 spot u so u dont wind up yk lost in a goblin maze
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Huh. Interesting?
And that's super sweet, Sharky but. Much like carnival rides, I wouldn't trust any secret passage ways around here to be safe. I wouldn't want you to get hurt too.
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i kno it probs doesnt look like it but i can take care of myself yk
i got a shotgun n everything
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( this is a vote of confidence. not for the "hints of apple flavoring" in that jug from his birthday, though; those were nonexistent.
but it is a bit tepid. natsuno yuuki is a virtually unkillable vampire powerhouse who can regenerate and hypnotize people, and she'd still managed to almost get him killed on her last reckless venture. )
I know. I just
A shotgun probably wouldn't have stopped that Lord Vile fiasco. Why take chances?
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[turnabout's fair play, girl!!! she is just as easily killed as he is, after all -- technically, she's even been killed more than him, but he feels like that'd be a dick move to bring up.]
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the easier response is more of a stubborn teenager classic. )
Let me?
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im gonna have a hand on the pa systme soon u kno
ill put out n APB
blond chick in need of a party to distract her from touchin the walls!!!
[he knows your type, Clarke. your grimdark energy is only somewhat hiding the deeply traumatized survivor mentality that comes with guilt and a lack of self-esteem masquerading as raw determination. it's sort of the same thing he picked up from the twins after the fact. the same thing he saw in Carmina right before she decided she needed to be the one to risk her life looking for help outside of the county.
damn. teenage girls really do be getting into moods, huh?]
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but, for whatever it's worth, clarke snorts so hard at this last text that it almost bridges the gap and becomes a laugh. )
That'd be a waste of your airspace. I could live a happy life if I never attended another party here.
But, seriously. Don't worry about me, Sharky. And I'll absolutely let you know if I ever find anything cool around here.
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cos my bro klaus has some disney movies we were gonna watch sumtime
i asked they said its cool if u join!!!
ok
but also rmembr im gonna hve the pa system
if u find somethin thats like threat lvl midnight u txt me i can let every1 kno
news travels fast arnd here but not fast enuf if theres a fire or somthin
[like, he totally believes Friday would warn them if the ship were about to sink or something -- but she might not think that the eternally burning pit of hellfire is anything to write home about, you know??]
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Movie viewings and invite-only birthday parties are fine. ( especially if the latter is at the expense of jade curtiss, or anyone else easily flustered with a mint toothpaste cupcake and being strong-armed into giving a speech.
and for that last part: )
I promise, Sharky. To alert you to any impending doom.