OH!!! YEAH!!! its like that except instead of 👑❤️ its david bowie in a skin tite leotard n glam rock makeup
if u find a secret passage that way u gotta txt me ASAP 1 bc holy shit cool 2 bc ur gonna want someone 2 spot u so u dont wind up yk lost in a goblin maze
( does she... want to know... more about a skin tight leotard and glam rock makeup? survey says: ...nah, not really. )
Huh. Interesting?
And that's super sweet, Sharky but. Much like carnival rides, I wouldn't trust any secret passage ways around here to be safe. I wouldn't want you to get hurt too.
clarke im literally a 55 y/o man who survived a nuclear apocalypse + bunch of magic bullshit + possession i kno it probs doesnt look like it but i can take care of myself yk i got a shotgun n everything
Don't forget to add "can chug pure rubbing alcohol" to that list, too.
( this is a vote of confidence. not for the "hints of apple flavoring" in that jug from his birthday, though; those were nonexistent.
but it is a bit tepid. natsuno yuuki is a virtually unkillable vampire powerhouse who can regenerate and hypnotize people, and she'd still managed to almost get him killed on her last reckless venture. )
I know. I just
A shotgun probably wouldn't have stopped that Lord Vile fiasco. Why take chances?
[turnabout's fair play, girl!!! she is just as easily killed as he is, after all -- technically, she's even been killed more than him, but he feels like that'd be a dick move to bring up.]
yeah LET YOU!!! im gonna have a hand on the pa systme soon u kno ill put out n APB blond chick in need of a party to distract her from touchin the walls!!!
[he knows your type, Clarke. your grimdark energy is only somewhat hiding the deeply traumatized survivor mentality that comes with guilt and a lack of self-esteem masquerading as raw determination. it's sort of the same thing he picked up from the twins after the fact. the same thing he saw in Carmina right before she decided she needed to be the one to risk her life looking for help outside of the county.
damn. teenage girls really do be getting into moods, huh?]
wat about small kickbacks r those ok cos my bro klaus has some disney movies we were gonna watch sumtime i asked they said its cool if u join!!!
ok but also rmembr im gonna hve the pa system if u find somethin thats like threat lvl midnight u txt me i can let every1 kno news travels fast arnd here but not fast enuf if theres a fire or somthin
[like, he totally believes Friday would warn them if the ship were about to sink or something -- but she might not think that the eternally burning pit of hellfire is anything to write home about, you know??]
Movie viewings and invite-only birthday parties are fine. ( especially if the latter is at the expense of jade curtiss, or anyone else easily flustered with a mint toothpaste cupcake and being strong-armed into giving a speech.
and for that last part: )
I promise, Sharky. To alert you to any impending doom.
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That sounds like a weird Alice In Wonderland synopsis but, okay.
I was bored, and now I'm going to spend the next week walking around staring at the walls.
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its like that except instead of 👑❤️ its david bowie in a skin tite leotard n glam rock makeup
if u find a secret passage that way u gotta txt me ASAP
1 bc holy shit cool
2 bc ur gonna want someone 2 spot u so u dont wind up yk lost in a goblin maze
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Huh. Interesting?
And that's super sweet, Sharky but. Much like carnival rides, I wouldn't trust any secret passage ways around here to be safe. I wouldn't want you to get hurt too.
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i kno it probs doesnt look like it but i can take care of myself yk
i got a shotgun n everything
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( this is a vote of confidence. not for the "hints of apple flavoring" in that jug from his birthday, though; those were nonexistent.
but it is a bit tepid. natsuno yuuki is a virtually unkillable vampire powerhouse who can regenerate and hypnotize people, and she'd still managed to almost get him killed on her last reckless venture. )
I know. I just
A shotgun probably wouldn't have stopped that Lord Vile fiasco. Why take chances?
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[turnabout's fair play, girl!!! she is just as easily killed as he is, after all -- technically, she's even been killed more than him, but he feels like that'd be a dick move to bring up.]
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the easier response is more of a stubborn teenager classic. )
Let me?
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im gonna have a hand on the pa systme soon u kno
ill put out n APB
blond chick in need of a party to distract her from touchin the walls!!!
[he knows your type, Clarke. your grimdark energy is only somewhat hiding the deeply traumatized survivor mentality that comes with guilt and a lack of self-esteem masquerading as raw determination. it's sort of the same thing he picked up from the twins after the fact. the same thing he saw in Carmina right before she decided she needed to be the one to risk her life looking for help outside of the county.
damn. teenage girls really do be getting into moods, huh?]
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but, for whatever it's worth, clarke snorts so hard at this last text that it almost bridges the gap and becomes a laugh. )
That'd be a waste of your airspace. I could live a happy life if I never attended another party here.
But, seriously. Don't worry about me, Sharky. And I'll absolutely let you know if I ever find anything cool around here.
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cos my bro klaus has some disney movies we were gonna watch sumtime
i asked they said its cool if u join!!!
ok
but also rmembr im gonna hve the pa system
if u find somethin thats like threat lvl midnight u txt me i can let every1 kno
news travels fast arnd here but not fast enuf if theres a fire or somthin
[like, he totally believes Friday would warn them if the ship were about to sink or something -- but she might not think that the eternally burning pit of hellfire is anything to write home about, you know??]
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Movie viewings and invite-only birthday parties are fine. ( especially if the latter is at the expense of jade curtiss, or anyone else easily flustered with a mint toothpaste cupcake and being strong-armed into giving a speech.
and for that last part: )
I promise, Sharky. To alert you to any impending doom.