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[neverleave]

Kitchen knife or box cutter?

[skaikru]

Dealer's choice. A serrated edge would do more damage, but a surgically sharp blade would cut easier.

[neverleave]

[Surgically, she says...]

I forgot about the infirmary.
I should take scalpels.

[skaikru]

( buddy, you ain't already looted the infirmary? slacking. )

Also effective. You can absolutely cut a persons throat with them, even if the blade is tiny.

( yay hard won experience and a sliver of personal trauma finally proving useful. )

[neverleave]

I'd rather incapacitate and run, but I'll keep that in mind.

[Typing, typing...]

If we stick together there's another thing.
Jinx has it in for me. If it's another death game, she might try something.

[skaikru]

( oh she wishes she were surprised, but. yeah, no, jinx has earned the armchair psychiatrist diagnosis of sociopath from clarke. )

"Try" sounds like the operative word, but
What's going on there? This isn't just because of what happened during laser tag, is it?

[neverleave]

It's because of the island. She was playing to win and got angry that I "stole" her victory. She's been harassing me ever since.

[skaikru]

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Are you fucking kidding me.
That's her priority here?

[neverleave]

She thinks she can get close to the captain by proving she's "strong". Threw a tantrum about how I ruined it and how unfair it is that I "won by doing nothing."

She's an unhinged idiot.

[skaikru]

( what point to be angry about first: the idea that someone who throws tantrums over losing a game can match wits with the orchestrator of said game, or the idea that anyone thinks natsuno did nothing, suffered nothing, lost nothing. )

She's a full fledged sociopath. And a danger to everyone here if that's her line of thinking.

The Captain doesn't even think of us as people. We're nothing but a power source to keep his ship going while he messes around with failing experiments, apparently. She really thinks being "strong" will make her special to him?

[neverleave]

That's what it sounded like. And if she's special, she can get close to him and have her way. Whatever THAT is.

[skaikru]

That's so, unbelievably stupid.

But whatever. It's fine. I'm not scared of Jinx. And if she tries anything, better two on one.

( clarke bb you have neither super speed nor regenerative powers. only the power of anger and a gradually blooming loathing on your side. )

[neverleave]

[CLARKE BB YOU HAVE NEITHER SUPER SPEED NOR REGENERATIVE POWERS]

It's mostly her weapons I'm worried about.
I'll try to stay away from her. She's got some chemical in her blood that reeks from a distance.

[skaikru]

Yeah, I've met Fishbones.

( creepy fucking rocket launcher, even before jinx had made it pretend to talk to clarke over the edge of a balcony. )

Avoidance is a good policy. But if you're backed into a corner remember: if she can't hold a weapon, she can't fire it.

( break all the bones if necessary. )

And who knows? "Bad" might not mean a murder game at all. We all seem to have gotten over it pretty quickly. It could just be psychological horror next.

[neverleave]

Right.
Now I'm relaxed.

[skaikru]

( ok mr sarcasm pants. )

Don't worry, I have the perfect cure for that. Let's commandeer the pool deck again and watch another on of your awful movies.