[ you know it's gotta be A simply so venti can fly up to the top deck, step out into the drizzling rain with the idiot cluelessness of ignorance, catch sight of her in whatever athletic outfit she's in (better not be fucking shorts!!) and wave a hand, playing at perfect cheerfulness, ] Hi hi, Clarke!
Say, you're looking very wet today!
[ 100% fun and serious and totally cool truthiness here!! maybe the question is can they possibly puzzle out the mystery to these inconvenient truths or is he just going to continue to make a complete utter fool of himself in front of wet clarke. you decide. or not. just kick him off the side of the boat right the fuck now, the true end we all deserve. ]
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Say, you're looking very wet today!
[ 100% fun and serious and totally cool truthiness here!! maybe the question is can they possibly puzzle out the mystery to these inconvenient truths or is he just going to continue to make a complete utter fool of himself in front of wet clarke. you decide. or not. just kick him off the side of the boat right the fuck now, the true end we all deserve. ]