[ texts come in with a sliiight bit more delay as he totally rereads each one to make sure he's not spilling the contents of his questionable mind, trying to wrap his head around what exactly is going on. ]
It's not that! I feel fine [ if by fine he means dickmatized or whatever the equivalent is, for girlboss purposes. ] But as you can see I seem to be compelled to Hmm Speak my mind, or text as it were To a very blunt degree [ ................ actually-- ] Actually now that I've said that I have the vague feeling you could use this against me but it's too late for me to take that back now is it
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It's not that!
I feel fine [ if by fine he means dickmatized or whatever the equivalent is, for girlboss purposes. ] But as you can see I seem to be compelled to
Hmm
Speak my mind, or text as it were
To a very blunt degree [ ................ actually-- ] Actually now that I've said that I have the vague feeling you could use this against me but it's too late for me to take that back now is it